This collection spanned more than 30 years of conquests and supposedly included everyone from Diana Ross and Cher to your mom and your Aunt Sylvia. Over The Top Metal News has learned that just this past week Gene Simmons found a hidden compartment located in the snack pantry containing boxes and boxes of Polaroids of penises. If you eat those you will never do drugs or anything. Anyways, I was out of them so I looked in the pantry and I saw what looked like a secret door. I opened it up and there were three boxes in there. I was shocked to open them up and find that they contained Polaroids of nothing but dicks. Can you believe it?
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In praise of Gene Simmons, uber-troll
Patton Oswalt has a routine about the first time he ever realized one of his parents was full of shit. That means I will, inevitably, talk about what he does for a living. I find that, generally speaking, rebellion for the sake of rebellion is as much a form of slavery as conformity. The magnet that pushes manipulates as much as the magnet that pulls—either way, an outside force is doing the moving.
Still, the idea of a bunch of guys playing heavy metal while covered in weird makeup and blowing shit up was really appealing to my 13 year old mind, and I felt really frustrated when I kept being unable to see them live. A lot has happened since those days. Front and center of these has-beens is bassist, singer and anti-Semitic caricature, Gene Simmons , a man whose marketing techniques would make Sharon Osbourne blush.